Reminds me of that old joke when the Witnesses knock on a door and a woman warmly invites them in. She sits them on the sofa and offers them cakes and hot drinks. She goes off into the kitchen and returns with coffee and cream donuts. Once the publishers are sitting comfy with their refreshments, the lady says, "now tell me what's this all about?"
The Witnesses shrug and say, "we've no idea, we've never got this far before."